No love for AT&T

Captain's log Stardate 29 Jan 09:
Trouble with communications. Telecomunications outside the mothership have been disrupted and all attempts to re-establish contact with outside world have thus far been thwarted by some type of drone answering system at the communications corporate level. Leadership communication corporate forces have proven to be in opposition to cooperation. They seem to be scrambling attempts at simple service re-establishment requests. No one knows anything and nothing is done. We are considering use of force. First, phasers, then Photon torpedos.